Studio: Erisian Studios
Directed By: IHTFP
Year: 2000
Written By: George Bush, Skull and Crossbones Society, Big Oil, Big Lumber
Draft: Stolen
Starring: George W. Bush (President/Fucking Monkey Robot, Yo!), Dick Cheney (Vice-President/Religious Toady), Colin Powell (Chief Of Staff/Disgraced Black Hero), Donald Rumsfeld (Defense/War Robot), Condoleeza Rice (National Security Advisor/Anti-Black Spokesperson), Paul Wolfowitz (Undersecretary Of Defense/Official Liar), Tom Delay (Resident Majority Whip), Phyllis Schlafly (Obfuscator), Linda Tripp (Hollywood Plastic Surgery Nightmare Transformation), Christine Todd Whitman (Eviscatorial Pollution Agency), Jeb Bush (Election Fixer), Barbara Bush (Stay-At-Home Mom/Cookie Baker), Laura Bush (The Teacher That Didn't Care), Rick Santorum (Closet Homo), Sir Henry Kissinger (Avatar Of Moloch), Ronald Reagan (Finger Puppet), Anita Bryant (Dried-Up Old Prune), Charlton Heston (Bullets For Cindy Monkey), Newt Gingrich (The Tiny-Tooled Terror), Bob Dole (Bob Dole Doesn't Like That, Dammit!), J. Edgar Hoover (Call Me Mary), Arianna Huffington (Fruit Fly), Arnold Schwarzenegger (Repahhhblican), Pete Domemici (Who?), Clarence Thomas (Swingin' Dick Dude), George Pataki (What Can I Say? I Wasn't There...), Rudy Guiliani (What Can I Say? I Was There...)
Genre(s): Farce, Political
Plot/Notes: The Rape of America and how they all got away with it.
Price: 15.00
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My Fictitious Presidency
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